TERMS OF SERVICE (Written by Cory Stout aka real human being)
This website is operated by Woodies. We use this website to inform you about our products for sale. By using this site, you agree to the rules I'm about to lay down. They're pretty chill rules, so you probably don't need to even read the rest of this.
We sell products, sometimes we change the descriptions of those products, sometimes we change the prices on those products, fair enough?
We may track your browsing habits on the site. This helps us make changes that benefit YOU, the user. We will never sell or share this data. We may track your behavior after you leave the site and show you advertisements.
Our website is hosted on Shopify Inc. They provide all the e-commerce tools because otherwise, I wouldn't know how to make this website.
Another rule is you may not use our product for illegal things. I don't know why it's necessary to say that, but there, I said it.
You can use your credit card to pay for things. We only use encrypted networks when transmitting your information. We keep your information safe, it's really no big deal, thank me later.
If your order seems super sketchy (like you used a Nigerian credit card, that failed verification, and you're trying to ship to Canada) then we will probably refuse to ship it. This rarely ever happens. And if you're the type of person to try this, you're probably not reading the terms of service anyways, so I'm preaching to the choir!
PLEASE get your billing and shipping address correct when you checkout. If you place an order, we ship almost immediately. So, if you put in the wrong shipping address, that's a done deal, and we'll have to do a return process.
We link to our products on Amazon. If you click one of these, we make a little bit of money. Cool, huh?
We solicit reviews on previously purchased products. If you buy something, we will ask you to leave a review. You don't have to, but if you do, we'll post it on the site. If you don't like that, email me, I'll take it down.
If you buy something from us and injure yourself with it, that would be pretty silly, and you will not hold us accountable.
These Terms of Service and any separate agreements whereby we provide you Services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of 340 S Lemon Ave Walnut California US 91789.
We could also change these terms of service at any time, it's up to you to check
Questions about the Terms of Service should be sent to us at [email protected]