Captain's Log | Woodies
April 01, 2017

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Woodies SOLD to Luxottica

Hi Team Woodies!  This is Cory, your Captain speaking;

Today is a bittersweet day for me and Woodies.  I've agreed to terms to sell Woodies to Luxottica, the world's largest eyewear conglomerate generating over 8 billion in revenue last year, owner of Ray-Bans, Oakley, Persol and more.  They have cornered the market on sunglasses and it was only a matter of time before they made me an offer I couldn't refuse.  How long could they let the Woodies brand exist while we're selling GREAT quality sunglasses at a GREAT price??  Everything about Woodies threatened their entire business model.  If people could get a GREAT pair of sunglasses for $25, then why would anybody pay $150 for Ray-Bans??  Obviously, they couldn't compete and urgently needed to pull Woodies into the monopoly they've created.  

Since this is the last day that I'll own Woodies, I've decided to offer a discount before I go.  Use code: LuxotticaMonopoly to save 30% on anything at Woodies.com  

After today, I've been told they're raising the price of every product by $100 and they're going to stop giving extras like the lens cloth, travel case, and guitar pick.  But don't worry about me, I'll be rich!  The CEO of Luxottica is flying me on his private jet to Bali, woooooo!

See you at the BANK!!!  

Cory Stout

Former Captain, Woodies

Current Captain, MY OWN YACHT

my life now

January 07, 2017

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10,000th Order Party

Woodies is one order away from reaching a milestone.  
We just received our 9,999th order.  
The NEXT order will live in INFAMY as the Official 10,000th order!
To celebrate this watershed moment, I'm giving away 20 FREE Pairs of:
 
 


How to Get the Free Pair of Rainbow Sunglasses:
1)  Add any pair of sunglasses to your cart
2)  Add the rainbow sunglasses to your cart
3)  Enter code:  Rainbow10 at checkout to get the rainbows for free
ps. I'm currently in Hawaii, wearing a captains hat and climbing on things...
  
June 02, 2016

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Why Woodies Uses Bamboo

You already know that Woodies sunglasses are awesome, but are you aware that they’re also good for the planet? Yep, it’s true! Go grab a piña colada and sit in the shade – you’re about to have your mind blown.

1. We’re Not Exactly Running Low on Bamboo

Think the world’s supply of bamboo is in its death throes? Actually, bamboo is everywhere – it’d be pretty hard to run out. A single clump of bamboo can make about 200 poles, so there’s no chance of wiping out the population.

2. Bamboo Grows Super Quickly

It’s one of the fastest growing plants in the world. So fast, in fact, in some cases its height can increase by three feet in a single day. Cool, right? This rapid process lessens the chances that the local ecosystem will be damaged when it’s harvested.

3. It’s All About Climate Change, Man

Bamboo eats up carbon dioxide, one of the main contributors to climate change. One hectare (or 2.47 acres) of the stuff produces 35% more oxygen than the same amount of trees. We can’t argue with those numbers. Bamboo doesn’t need a lot of water, either. That definitely cuts down on water waste!

4. You Can Replace What’s Lost

Bamboo and trees can be replenished. But wait – there’s more. That means the planet doesn’t take a big hit.

5. No Need for Chemicals and Pesticides

Bamboo doesn’t need pesticides and insecticides to survive and thrive. That’s great for us because these harmful and toxic chemicals can wipe out fish, birds, and other wildlife. They can hurt humans, too.

Whether you’d like to show off your American pride or release your stylish side, Woodies has the sunglasses for you. Check out our amazing catalogue and get set for summer.

April 19, 2016

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February 11, 2016

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Captain's Log #1 | February 11, 2016

New Beginnings

Hey Woodies Team - This is your Captain speaking...

Starting now, I will be updating you weekly using this space - The Captain's Log

What's New with Woodies

Well, I'm glad you asked. Woodies is 3 1/2 years old for those that don't know. In that time, we've rolled out dozens of new designs and colorways, hired Kendall Jenner, and given out 50 sunglasses to 50 photographers for 50 awesome photos. So, what's next?  

Woodies World Tour

I'm all set to journey out into the world and spread more Woodies love. The travel schedule is; Australia --> Thailand --> Hong Kong --> Cabo San Lucas --> Southern California --> Costa Rica --> and Miami.  I'll post photos and stories from this trip right here in the coming weeks. You can also follow on Woodies Instagram

Restoring a 1953 Mercury Woody Wagon

Woodies has bought a 1953 Mercury Monterey Woody Wagon. Read here to hear Uncle Paul tell a long story about her. We will detail the restoration starting June 2016

  

Woodies Prescription Eyewear

For months and months, you've been asking me about prescription eyewear. I've finally done the research and we'll be coming out with prescription frames this summer. 

woodies prescription frames

If you're interested in Woodies prescription frames, please email me at [email protected], I have some questions for you, and I'll give you a free pair for answering. 

Woodies Walnut Wood Sunglasses Giveaway

Did you see?  We recently launched a Walnut Wood Sunglasses.  Want a pair?  Comment on this post below with your favorite beach in the world.  We'll choose a winner on Sunday

Lots going on in the Woodies world, I'll keep you updated right here. This is your Captain, signing off

See you at the beach!

Cory Stout

Woodies Captain

 

 

 

 

February 08, 2016

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Woodies Valentines Feature

Not sure what to get your significant other for Valentine's Day?  The DateAdviceGuy has some great ideas for how to buy a great gift without coming on too strong. 

-We totally agree with his #1 choice, the Red Woodies Bamboo Watch

 

February 05, 2016

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Woodies Reviews

Curious what other shoppers are saying about us?  Checkout Woodies Reviews
February 04, 2016

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Woodies Logo New Holiday Designs

Woodies has unveiled 9 new holiday designs.  

Vote for your favorite here!

 

December 10, 2015

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All Wood Giveaway from Woodies, Original Grain, Otis&Eleanor, and Sole Bicycles!

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November 27, 2015

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